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[English chats] (搞笑)男人 = 一家之主?

(搞笑)男人 = 一家之主?

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
我的英语不好,看不懂

回复 #1 shion 的帖子

my wife told me to stand here
看来感觉还是母系社会.
Les Dei Vitae Lampas
xDD

Sad peoples. >w<
But life without guys would be kinda -insert word-
World Without Strangers.
Yeah, sad but kinda true isn't it.
Quite a few of my married pals are like their wives' pets.

No matter what it is, the wife always wins.

回复 #5 shion 的帖子

Haahaa.
I'm still a kid[kinda]
World Without Strangers.
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呵呵~母系社会一直存留到现在~只是没被公开说明,男人嘛~死要面子活受罪...
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